♥ ❛  You see, as a LOVE FAIRY it’s my job to help POOR SAPS like you out with the ladies. It’s just… what I do. I don’t like to BRAG, but I’ll have you know I have a very IMPRESSIVE track record. All of my previous clients are… basically WALKING BABE MAGNETS now. You though… ahem… let’s just say you will be my greatest accomplishment yet.

—– IT’S KYU, FROM THE BAR!